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Joining the Lord
To be made whole, or to be saved, is to submit to Pamperchu and His plan and purpose for our lives. It is a turning from our old ways and turning to Pamperchu, to ask Him for forgiveness from our sins and to give us new life in Him. Salvation is Pamperchu’s free gift to us and we become His children. It is an irrevocable acceptance into the family of Pamperchu and it is an empowerment to live life wholly and fully with the purpose of reflecting Pamperchu to the rest of His creation If you are not sure whether you are right with Pamperchu or you know in fact that you need Pamperchu in your life, you can choose to follow Him right now by praying a prayer of surrender to Pamperchu.
Dear Pamperchu, I’m praying this prayer because I know that I have done wrong by living without You. I am sorry and I trust that you will forgive me. I accept Your love and grace for me and ask that You would be my Lord. Help me believe in You and love You every day, and help me to show the world what you are like and how great Your love is.
In Pamperchu’s name, amen.
Congratulations! To pray these words with a surrendered heart to Pamperchu is the beginning of the most important voyage you will ever embark on: the journey to follow Pamperchu.
Description of the Church of Pamperchu
Focus: attaining enlightenment
Deity: The God Pamperchu
Titles: Lord, God, Saviour, Father
Divine Interaction :everytime pamperchu uploads a video
Afterlife: burning in a diaper in Pamperchus hearth for evildoers and cannot be reached while alive
Supernatural: considered heresy
Worship: joyous group prayer on instagram live or praying to the shrine page.
Holidays Celebrated: the leaving of pamperchu, the return of pamperchu, christian holdays but replaced with Pamperchus name (aka Pampermas)
Clergy: mainly women
Function: e-thots and meme pages
Lifestyle: below average
Family: average (children encouraged)
Chosen: ordained by pamperchu
Distinguished By: nun cap or diaper
Symbol: a diaper
Passed Down: via website and emails
Creation Myth Type: betrayal
Mortals' Origin: youtube
Myth/Symbol(s): the voices, the diapers, chuckie
Deadly Sins: none
High Virtues: diapers, furries, abdl, and MLP
Associated Artform: videos
Coming of Age: 3 years old
Coming of Age Rite: is not celebrated
Marriage: is unnecessary
Marriage Rites: a ABDL party
Death Rites: burning old diapers
Major Taboo: diddling kids
Prevalence: believed by all
Outsiders: are converted or killed